A section of the lost 18½ minutes of the Nixon Oval Office tapes

Richard Nixon: Hey, vacuum bag, I am really starting to get worried that they may be on to us regarding this whole Watergate thing.
J. Edgar Hoover: Oh pshaw, honey, they always got dirt on the mean old man at the top. Look what happened to that saucy bitch, Spiro.
Nixon: What a crock, Angnew was always on top of shit like that.
Hoover: mmmhmmm, that’s what he said.
Nixon: Jesus, vacuum bag, could you butch it up for just one second?
Hoover: Honey, I play straight at the FBI. Here at the White House I am Out, Proud, and Live my life out loud! No need to be Bitch in Chief with me!