Factuality!

Senior Citizens Day, Republic of Palau

You thought I was going to do Cinco de Mayo, didn’t you? Well screw Mexican St. Patrick’s Day! I think Palau deserves some recognition, especially the señor…err…senior citizens there! That’s right, Palauan old people deserve love too!

• It’s also Buy One Coney Dog Get One Free Day at Rosie’s Coney Island in Oak Park, Michigan. So, even more reason to celebrate.